Actual quotes from the show:
“The doctor said if I get another UTI I can’t call in for my meds”
“She’s a bitch.”
“She’s twelve.”
Like, like, like, like, like.
“You need an ugly guy to do your taxes.”
“Fuck Tallulah.”
“27.Ooof. That’s tough. Better than 28 though.”
“Wanted something a little Republican.”
“Let me smell you.”
“My favorite stink. Maia stink.”
I think I lost brain cells watching this. Do you know any words other than like? I enjoy comedy shows. I don’t know what the hell this was.
Like, like, like.
I hate every single one of these people.
“They used to roofie people here but then they fixed it.”
“Ugh. Bummer.”
“I know.”
“I know you guys are like, um, super slammed tonight, um, but I work at Alyssa 180. We do a lot of events. Um, okay, real talk. I have IBS.”
“Fuck you, whores.”
“I’m just kind of hungover today and like super bloated.”
How the hell does this have an 85% on Rotten Tomatoes? There’s 15 minutes left. Nothing has happened.
“We’ll do like Erewhon, Aralda, then like, nails, face masks before dinner.”
“Erewhon’s not like, a grocery store. It’s an experience. But like, whatever.”
“So our wombs are like, locked in this forever cycle.”
What the fuck am I watching? Why am I still watching this? Who greenlit this?
Why?
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